One joke for today

I was driving through a small town yesterday on my way home. I pulled into a petrol station to get a drink and as I walked up, I noticed these 2 police officers watching a woman who was smoking while pumping her gas.. I saw her and thought, is this lady stupid, crazy, or both, especially with the police standing RIGHT there.
But anyways, I minded my own business and went inside and got my drink. As I was paying for my drink, I heard someone screaming!!
Like I’m talking violent death screams!! I looked outside and I saw that this woman's arm was on fire!!
She was swinging her arm, running around going nuts!!
When I got outside, the police had the woman on the ground and they were putting the fire out!!
Then they put handcuffs on her and threw her in the police car.. I was thinking, arrested??
Shouldn’t she be in an ambulance, not a police car??
Being the nosy person that I am, I asked the police what they were arresting her for...
The officer looked at me, dead serious, and said, "WAVING A FIRE ARM”!!
 
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