Overheard Interesting/Weird/Funny Conversations

[officerripley]

Ever hear anything interesting/weird/funny in an overheard conversation? Here's mine:

Both times, it was parents and a teenage daughter at the table next to me in restaurants; both times it was the response one of the parents made to something I couldn't make out that the daughter said in a whiny voice. First time: "Is there any food you DO like?!" 2nd time: "Well, if you weren't hot, you'd be something else!"

 

[NewlySenior]

On a train (at 5:30 am) was a woman loudly relating the story about how her auntie had her foot amputated because someone sat their "queen sized booty" on it.

I have no idea how that could happen, but it was entertaining