Passive Aggressive Cats

Getting a black screen on the pic/vid but the subject jogged a memory of our cat, Miss Kitty.

When wanting back in, she’d jump to the sill, hang on one paw, and tap on the window with the other paw, of whichever room we’d be in.

But the memory jog for ‘passive aggressive’ is she’d climb up and plop onto my lap when I was sprawled out watching the ballgame.
So
I’d pet her, absentmindedly stroking her back.
Never would notice her tail begin to spasmodically twitch, swishing hard, back and forth, nor her eyes that had become slits, nor her laid back ears.

Out of the blue, she’d jump straight up, turn in midair, and pummel my face, arm, and hand with bared claws.

Then shoot to the floor, looking back at me, like ‘don’t ever ever do that again…ever’.
 
well there's also grey bluey screens with the arrow for starting the show!! - we have one cat who often sleeps atop my bed during the day or in my laundry basket - both safe places from the four dogs!! - she also like to hop into my lap when she can just for some comfort - she's an old but sleek lady!
 
My daughter had a HUGE Siamese/Manx mix (22 pounds at his heaviest, but solid muscle) that had a nasty trick.

He'd come up to an unsuspecting admirer and flop over on his back. You could imagine him saying, "Look at this beautiful belly! Is this not the most gorgeous expanse of fawn excellence you've ever seen? Aren't you just DYING to run your hand over this stunning array of fur? Please, feel free to stroke my belly. You'll be glad you did!"

So you would. And he'd immediately sink his teeth into your hand or wrist and chomp to the bone, or so it seemed. Then he'd strut off and if cats could chuckle, he'd be chuckling...."HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! Fell for it again!!!!"

Y'know, with all that blood I lost over the years, I still miss that cat. He had "attitude" and I admire that in a cat.
 
I had a smart cat one time, the county commissioner, was coming up for reelection, it was a small place 195 registered voters, we did a write inscan0022.jpg, I had a lot of young people help me, put up posters, and such, the whole County was upset with me, my cat got 15 votes, which if you looked at how many really voted ,it amounted to a few. I was up there not to long ago they still remember me from doing this. This was one of his posters
 
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