Penguins Found To Have Engaged In Prostitution

[Damaged Goods]

Shameless!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...PENGUINS-revealed-scientific-manuscript.html?

 

[Nautilus]

I figure if I gather bunch of stones and a few blondes, I'll have it made.

 

[Keesha]

Well that’s 5 minutes I’ll never get back.
I will never think of penguins the same again

 

[Gary O']

Well now

I opened the link
Read the whole thing

These two sentences struck prominence in my now even more screwed up bean;

'Marooned for an Antarctic winter, Levick passed the time by becoming the first man to study penguins up close,'
(Too much time alone)

'Levick recorded instances of necrophilia'
(Waaaaay too much time alone)


Of course I had to make a scene (it's what I do)

 

[Keesha]

Well now

I opened the link
Read the whole thing

These two sentences struck prominence in my now even more screwed up bean;

'Marooned for an Antarctic winter, Levick passed the time by becoming the first man to study penguins up close,'
(Too much time alone)

'Levick recorded instances of necrophilia'
(Waaaaay too much time alone)

Too much time alone. My thoughts exactly.
This guy needs a life.

 

[Ken N Tx]

Two guys are drinking in a bar.

One says, "Did you know that Elks have sex 10 to 15 times a night?"

"Aw crap..," says his friend, "and I just joined the VFW!"

 

[Pappy]

 

[Gary O']

Oh, why not
(note to self; careful)
(other note to self: well, Pappy an' Ken are doin' it)

 

[Keesha]

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HAHAHAHA! Oh my ribs!!!!