IKE
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- Oklahoma....U.S.A.
A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender says, "I haven't seen you in awhile, you look terrible".
"What do you mean, said the pirate, I feel fine ?"
"What about the wooden leg you didn't have that before ?"
"Well", said the pirate, "we were in a battle and a cannon ball blew off my leg but the ship doctor made me this wooden leg and I'm fine now."
"what about the hook ?", asks the bartender, "what happened to your hand ?"
"We boarded another ship", explained the pirate, "and during a sword fight my hand was cut off but I was fitted with this hook and I feel alright now."
"So what about the eye patch ?" asks the bartender.
The pirate said, "Oh yea, one day we were out at sea a large flock of seagulls flew over and when I looked up one of them crapped in my eye."
"You've got to be kidding me", said the bartender, "you can lose your eye from just a bird crapping in it ?"
The pirate sighed and said, "it was my first day wearing the hook."
"What do you mean, said the pirate, I feel fine ?"
"What about the wooden leg you didn't have that before ?"
"Well", said the pirate, "we were in a battle and a cannon ball blew off my leg but the ship doctor made me this wooden leg and I'm fine now."
"what about the hook ?", asks the bartender, "what happened to your hand ?"
"We boarded another ship", explained the pirate, "and during a sword fight my hand was cut off but I was fitted with this hook and I feel alright now."
"So what about the eye patch ?" asks the bartender.
The pirate said, "Oh yea, one day we were out at sea a large flock of seagulls flew over and when I looked up one of them crapped in my eye."
"You've got to be kidding me", said the bartender, "you can lose your eye from just a bird crapping in it ?"
The pirate sighed and said, "it was my first day wearing the hook."
