Police story.

[Falcon]

This one really hit my funny bone. Still laughing.





Two policemen call the station on the radio.
"Hello. Is that you Sarge?"
"Yes?"
"We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping
on the floor she had just mopped clean."

"Have you arrested the woman?"
"No sir. The floor is still wet."

 

[Shirley]

BWahahahahahahahaha! That's the funniest thing I have seen in ages.

 

[Meanderer]

That is a funny one, indeed! HAHA!

 

[Shirley]

I'm still laughing.

 

[RadishRose]

Me too! Just sent it to a retired cop friend of mine.

 

[jujube]

Funny!!

 

[Ameriscot]

My husband would understand that joke!

 

[Don M.]

My husband would understand that joke!

Around our house, that is Not a joke. When the wife announces she is going to mop the floor, I KNOW to either go outdoors for a couple of hours, or stay hidden in my computer room...until I receive the "official" word that the floor is dry.

 

[Ken N Tx]

Around our house, that is Not a joke. When the wife announces she is going to mop the floor, I KNOW to either go outdoors for a couple of hours, or stay hidden in my computer room...until I receive the "official" word that the floor is dry.

...
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[Mike]

Two intelligent Policemen.

Mike.

 

[911]

This story is too true to be funny.