Prenuptial agreement seniors style

[Jillaroo]

An elderly couple in their 70's were about to be married.
She said: I want to keep my house.
He said: That's fine with me.
She said : I want to keep my Mercedes.
He said: That's fine with me.
She said: I want to have sex 6 times a week.
He said: Put me down for Fridays.

 

[Sid]

ROFL
Wel I guess it's ok to tell these kinda jokes so here goes. It is kinda long and I am not so good typing so hope you it comes across well and you like it.

Old gentleman getting check up is 97 yo. Dr is amazed at his condition. Talk gets around to sex life. OG says it is great the first time but the second time they get hot and sweaty and slippery. DR thinks wow. Dr says for missus to come in for check up and he'll see if he can help.

Missus (95yo) comes in Dr is amazed at her looks and condition. Missus has the same thing to say about sex life and how first time is great but the second timw is hot sweaty and slippery. Dr ask all kinds of questions and seems to be heading down a dead end. He then asks "When do you have sex." Missus says Feb. and Aug.