Furryanimal
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You form a Seniorforums Punk Rock band.What are you singing about?Humorous answers please...
Punk Rock for Seniors
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Ellejay
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The cost of Medicare.
jujube
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Well, I'll improve on some old punk rock songs, making them more relevant to senior citizens:
Instead of "Live Fast Die Young" by the Jerks, we'll have "Live Slow Die Anyway"
"Kick Out the Jams" by MC5? Nope. It'll be "Put on the Jammies"
"See No Evil" by Television? Rather, "See No Television"
"Ever Fallen in Love" by the Buzzcocks? More likely, "Ever Fallen in the Bathtub?"
And lastly, "I Wanna be Sedated" by the Ramones will be "Where's My Sleeping Pills?"
Instead of "Live Fast Die Young" by the Jerks, we'll have "Live Slow Die Anyway"
"Kick Out the Jams" by MC5? Nope. It'll be "Put on the Jammies"
"See No Evil" by Television? Rather, "See No Television"
"Ever Fallen in Love" by the Buzzcocks? More likely, "Ever Fallen in the Bathtub?"
And lastly, "I Wanna be Sedated" by the Ramones will be "Where's My Sleeping Pills?"