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*How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

*Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going?

*Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

*What disease did cured ham actually have?

*If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

*Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

*Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

*If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

*If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix the hole in a boat?

*Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

*Why, Why, Why...
do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

*Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?

*Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

*Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

*Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

*How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

*In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
 
When a fly lands on the ceiling, at what point does it turn upside down?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell is he homeless or naked?

If it is true that we are here to help others, then what are the others here for?

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  1. Which orange came first, the fruit or the colour?
  2. What age should a person be considered old enough to die of old age?
  3. If we learn and improve from our mistakes, why are we so afraid to make mistakes?
  4. What shape is your field of vision?
  5. If you describe something as indescribable, haven’t you already described it?
  6. Are we living or slowly dying?
  7. What do they call french kissing in France?
  8. If you expect the unexpected, doesn’t that make the unexpected expected?
  9. In the word ‘scent’, which letter is silent? S or C?
  10. Isn’t the word ‘queue’ just the letter Q followed by four silent letters?
  11. How far east do you have to go before you start going west?
  12. Do you consider eyebrows facial hair?
  13. If tomatoes are a fruit, is ketchup considered a smoothie?
  14. If the early bird gets the worm, why do good things come to those who wait?
  15. Why do noses run but feet smell?
  16. Why do they say that you have a cold when your temperature goes up?
  17. What was the first man to milk a cow trying to do?
  18. Why are they called buildings if they’re already built?
  19. If revenge is a dish that’s best served cold, and revenge is sweet, then is revenge ice cream?
  20. How did the person who invented the calendar know what day it was?
 
Is there intelligent life elsewhere in the universe?

Will there ever be a cure for stupidity?

Why do slim chances and fat chances mean the same thing?

Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?

Why does Donald duck wear everything but pants? 🤔

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SeaBreeze said:
*How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

*Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going?

*Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

*What disease did cured ham actually have? [/FONT]

*If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

*Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

*Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

*If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

*If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix the hole in a boat?

*Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

*Why, Why, Why...
do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

*Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?

*Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

*Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

*Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

*How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

*In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
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Seriously? This thread sat unanswered for 2243 days???
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This is funny stuff! Each one is profoundly ironic and funny, but if I had to choose a favorite, it would be:
*If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix the hole in a boat?
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😅

OK, one more favorite:
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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OneEyedDiva said:
Whoa...why is the text in the OP so tiny?!
I know I have other life questions but I'll have to think about it more and revisit the thread.
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Thanks Diva! Posted this many years ago, and copied it from somewhere else. Bacl when my eyesight was better and I didn't notice a thing. :) Fixed it. Possible that when this forum upgraded from vBulletin to Xenforo, it had an effect on the older threads and their appearance.....dunno.
 
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If man evolved from monkeys & apes, why do we still have monkeys & apes?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn’t it scary that doctors call what they do “practice?”

Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all?”

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

Do cannibals avoid eating clowns because they taste funny?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Do pediatricians play miniature golf?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If you ate pasta & antipasta, would you still be hungry?

Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?

Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?

Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?

Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?

Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?

Why is "phonetic" not spelled the way it sounds?

If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?
 
SeaBreeze said:
Thanks Diva! Posted this many years ago, and copied it from somewhere else. Bacl when my eyesight was better and I didn't notice a thing. :) Fixed it. Possible that when this forum upgraded from vBulletin to Xenforo, it had an effect on the older threads and their appearance.....dunno.
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Yes, I remember that happened with some of my posts too after the upgrade SeaBreeze. I'd forgotten about that. Thank you for fixing it. :D
 
"Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?"
I suspect this one comes from the many devices that often needed a good whack to get them to work properly. Early televisions were this way, sometimes they needed a good whack to work properly. If not, they were considered to be "out of whack". Just a thought!
 
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