Quick Jokes

[fmdog44]

A woman walks in to a library and asks where the books on paranoia are. The clerk responded, "They are all right behind you."

A young woman done with dating sites: "I'm concentrating on pizza delivery guys because at least I know they have a car, a job and pizza."

 

[ProsperosDaughter]

I bought my friend an elephant for his room.
He said "Thanks"
I said "Don't mention it"

 

[Pappy]

I started on a shoe lace.
Worked my way up until I got my face slapped.