Racial profiling

I was standing in a bar in Myrtle Beach yesterday and this little Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer.I said to him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?"

He says "No, why the fruck you ask me dat? Is it coz I Chinee?"

"No", I say, "It's because you're drinking my frigging beer!"
 
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