Pappy
Living the Dream
A cooling fan for your soup? I can just see your partner with a face full of onion soup.
Ah yes. A lightweight portable radio. Neck brace needed after a day carrying this thing around.
You have those lines down pat, Don, but can you sing?There are countless useless inventions, even today. Most of them wind up "As Seen on TV", for $19.95, plus processing and handling....But Wait...if you order within the next 10 minutes, they will send you 2 useless items, just pay processing and handling.
Every husband should have an "Isolator".