For retired people how many days in a week are there?
6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday
When is a retiree's bedtime?
Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
There is not enough time to get everything done.
Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
The term comes with a 10% percent discount.
Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Tied shoes. with their teeth in.
Why do retirees count pennies?
They are the only ones who have the time.
Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.
What do retirees call a long lunch?
Normal...Before nap snack
What is the best way to describe retirement?
The never ending Coffee Break.
What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.
What do you do all week?
Monday to Friday, nothing. Saturday and Sunday I rest!
6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday
When is a retiree's bedtime?
Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
There is not enough time to get everything done.
Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
The term comes with a 10% percent discount.
Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Tied shoes. with their teeth in.
Why do retirees count pennies?
They are the only ones who have the time.
Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.
What do retirees call a long lunch?
Normal...Before nap snack
What is the best way to describe retirement?
The never ending Coffee Break.
What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.
What do you do all week?
Monday to Friday, nothing. Saturday and Sunday I rest!