Ridiculous riddles, jokes...

[Serenity4321]

I love absurd, ridiculous jokes and could not find a thread dedicated to them So here is the latest i heard

Why do seagulls fly over the sea...

...because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels...

It is sooooo stupid but I could not stop laughing .anyone have more??

 

[NorthernLight]

Oh good! I love stoopid humor.

 

[Mizmo]

What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?

"It's pasture bedtime"

 

[Jace]

What did the father buffalo say to his little boy as he was going off to school...

Bi-son!

 

[Wigglestein]

Cantaloupe tonight....Dad's got the car!

 

[CallMeKate]

Why is it not wise to iron your four-leaf clover?
Because you don't want to press your luck.

 

[PamfromTx]

 

[jujube]

What dog most likes to take baths?
A sham-poodle.

What is a plumbers least favorite vegetable?
Leeks.

What if life gives you melons?
You're dyslexic.


Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he never-never lands.

 

[Farrah Nuff]

Why don't cannibals like to eat clowns?

!ynnuf etsat yeht esuaceB

 

[Serenity4321]

Thanks everyone..I loved these!!

 

[Serenity4321]

Why don't cannibals like to eat clowns?

!ynnuf etsat yeht esuaceB

Oh my gosh..I had not seen the OJ comment before...

 

[Pappy]

She was only the stable man’s daughter,
But all the horse manure.

 

[Pappy]

What happened when the fly flew into the cows ear?
It worked its way out the udder end..

 

[jujube]

The old lady was at the dude ranch. "Look at that bunch of cows!", she exclaimed.

"Herd", said a cowboy.

"Heard of what", she asked.

"Herd of cows", he said.

"Of course I've heard of cows, young man!" she huffed. "I may be from the city, but I've certainly heard of cows!"
"
"No, a cow herd," he patiently replied.

"I don't care if a cow heard! I haven't said anything I wouldn't want a cow to hear!" she yelled as she stomped off.