A young rookie cop was out on his first patrol by himself and pulled over a 90-year-old woman for speeding.
Cop: "Hello, Ma'am, I've pulled you over for speeding. May I see your drivers license, registration and insurance? Please step out of the car."
Woman: "Oh, I don't have a drivers license. They took it away because I had so many drunk driving tickets. I don't know where the registration is because I stole the car and I don't even know whose car it is. And who would give ME insurance? Oh, and I'm so drunk right now that I'd probably fall down if I got out of the car."
Cop: "Ma'am, do you have anything in the car I should be worried about when I search it?"
Woman: "Well, there's an automatic weapon on the back seat and a big knife under my seat. And you'll find a big bag of crack cocaine in the glove compartment. Please be careful not to spill any because I have to deliver it to my customers. Oh, and be careful when you open the trunk, the guy who I stole the car from's dead body is stuffed in there and it might fall out if you open the lid too quickly."
The young cop doesn't know how to handle this so he quickly goes back to his car and calls his Sergeant. "Sarge, you've got to get over here fast! I've pulled this old lady over and she's drunk, she doesn't have a drivers license or insurance, she's in a stolen car and the owner's body is stuffed in the trunk, she has guns and knives, and lots of drugs in the car. I don't know what to do!"
The sergeant arrives quickly and approaches the car. "Good morning, Officer," chirps the old lady. I'm not sure why that nice young officer pulled me over."
Sergeant: "Well, ma'am it's about your drunk driving, the guns and drugs in your stolen car and especially the body in the trunk!"
Woman: "Oh my goodness, what are you talking about? I'm a good Baptist, I've never had a drop of alcohol in my life! And drugs? I'd never have anything to do with drugs! Guns and knives? What would I be doing with guns and knives? Here's my driver's license and my registration and my insurance card. And a dead body in my trunk? I've never heard anything so ridiculous....let me pop my trunk lid and you can see."
Sergeant: "Well, I can see that everything's in order here. Why would the Officer say you said all that to him?"
Woman: "It's understandable. He's so young and just probably got excited and confused. I bet that silly boy told you I was speeding, too!"
