Selective reading of newspapers

[Tedwalker]

One week the newspaper says that coffee is good for you.
The next week the newspaper says coffee is bad for you.

That's why I only read the newspapers every second week.

 

[RadishRose]

 

[Falcon]

First the front page for any REAL important good or bad news. Then I check the obits to see if there is anybody I know.

Scan all the rest of the pages. Lastly the comics and maybe do the +word puzzle.