"Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week."
--Maggie Kuhn
"Inside every 70-year-old is a 35-year-old asking, 'What happened?'"
--Ann Landers
"You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing."
--Michael Pritchard
"Always be nice to your children, because they are the ones who will choose your rest home."
--Phyllis Diller
"Nobody grows old by merely living a number of years. People grow old only by deserting their ideals. Years may wrinkle the skin, but to give up interest wrinkles the soul."
--Douglas MacArthur
"Old age is always 15 years older than I am."
--Bernard Baruch
"It has been said that there is no fool like an old fool, except a young fool. But the young fool has first to grow up to be an old fool to realize what a damn fool he was when he was a young fool."
--Harold Macmillan
"You're only young once, but you can be immature all your life."
--Charles Scoggins
"I just don't think of age and time in respect of years. I have too much experience of people in their seventies who are vigorous and useful and people who are thirty-five who are in lousy physical shape and can't think straight. I don't think age has that much to do with it."
--Harrison Ford
"Old age is no place for sissies."
--Bette Davis
"It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like."
--Jackie Mason
"The trouble with class reunions is that old flames have become even older."
--Doug Larson
"I used to dread getting older, because I thought I would not be able to do all the things I wanted to do, but now that I am older, I find that I don't want to do them."
--Lady Nancy Astor
"As a senior citizen, you may as well learn to laugh at yourself. Everyone else is."
--Judy Huffman
--Maggie Kuhn
"Inside every 70-year-old is a 35-year-old asking, 'What happened?'"
--Ann Landers
"You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing."
--Michael Pritchard
"Always be nice to your children, because they are the ones who will choose your rest home."
--Phyllis Diller
"Nobody grows old by merely living a number of years. People grow old only by deserting their ideals. Years may wrinkle the skin, but to give up interest wrinkles the soul."
--Douglas MacArthur
"Old age is always 15 years older than I am."
--Bernard Baruch
"It has been said that there is no fool like an old fool, except a young fool. But the young fool has first to grow up to be an old fool to realize what a damn fool he was when he was a young fool."
--Harold Macmillan
"You're only young once, but you can be immature all your life."
--Charles Scoggins
"I just don't think of age and time in respect of years. I have too much experience of people in their seventies who are vigorous and useful and people who are thirty-five who are in lousy physical shape and can't think straight. I don't think age has that much to do with it."
--Harrison Ford
"Old age is no place for sissies."
--Bette Davis
"It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like."
--Jackie Mason
"The trouble with class reunions is that old flames have become even older."
--Doug Larson
"I used to dread getting older, because I thought I would not be able to do all the things I wanted to do, but now that I am older, I find that I don't want to do them."
--Lady Nancy Astor
"As a senior citizen, you may as well learn to laugh at yourself. Everyone else is."
--Judy Huffman
