moosehead
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- South western Ontario
So, we are in a local restaurant and going to enjoy breakfast....Gives Sue a day off from cooking. Well, breakfast. We peruse the menu and Sue says she will have a fruit salad...
"A fruit salad? For breakfast?"
"Yep, " she says, "it's healthy and you should have one too."
"Not me! I'm gonna have an old fashioned breakfast......Wait a sec....There's one here called the Seniors Breakfast special."
"I'd prefer you have the fruit salad but, go ahead and enjoy."
The waitress.....I mean the waitperson.....Comes over to take our order. I tell her my Wife would like the fruit salad while
I would like the Seniors Breakfast Special.
"And how would you like your egg?"
"Easy over and sausages with toasted whole wheat bread, Strips of bacon and coffee. Thanks."
The waitperson leaves and Sue thinks that this is kind of a large breakfast....A bit too much.
"How in the world will eat all that?" she asks.
"Just watch me. I'm starved."
After a short time the waitperson arrives with Sue's fruit salad and places my Senior's Breakfast Special in front of me....
I look at this special.
It contains one egg, easy over, one sausage, one strip of bacon and two slices of bread And a slice of tomato.
"This is it?" I say to the waitperson.
"Yep. Senior's Breakfast Special" She says and walks away.....
I look at Sue and I see she is smiling....
"Well" She says, " Isn't that a cute little breakfast. Are you sure you can handle it?"
I just grumble as I finish me Senior's Breakfast Special....AND, I helped Sue with her fruit salad, too.
"A fruit salad? For breakfast?"
"Yep, " she says, "it's healthy and you should have one too."
"Not me! I'm gonna have an old fashioned breakfast......Wait a sec....There's one here called the Seniors Breakfast special."
"I'd prefer you have the fruit salad but, go ahead and enjoy."
The waitress.....I mean the waitperson.....Comes over to take our order. I tell her my Wife would like the fruit salad while
I would like the Seniors Breakfast Special.
"And how would you like your egg?"
"Easy over and sausages with toasted whole wheat bread, Strips of bacon and coffee. Thanks."
The waitperson leaves and Sue thinks that this is kind of a large breakfast....A bit too much.
"How in the world will eat all that?" she asks.
"Just watch me. I'm starved."
After a short time the waitperson arrives with Sue's fruit salad and places my Senior's Breakfast Special in front of me....
I look at this special.
It contains one egg, easy over, one sausage, one strip of bacon and two slices of bread And a slice of tomato.
"This is it?" I say to the waitperson.
"Yep. Senior's Breakfast Special" She says and walks away.....
I look at Sue and I see she is smiling....
"Well" She says, " Isn't that a cute little breakfast. Are you sure you can handle it?"
I just grumble as I finish me Senior's Breakfast Special....AND, I helped Sue with her fruit salad, too.