Shoepants

[rkunsaw]

Maybe these will replace the droopy pants style.

http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/womens-shoes/images/6772568/title/pant-shoe-converse-photo

 

[SifuPhil]

I always enjoy reading the comments on these trendy items - this one didn't disappoint:

i want them soooo bad

Like, OMG, my life will be TOTALLY OVER if I don't get them!!!

Actually I recall a dancer or two who wore something similar at my old strip-club job, but it wasn't a "onesie" like this - just front-laced pants ...

 

[That Guy]

Kewl. But the waist needs to be pulled up above the chest . . .

 

[That Guy]

To get off the path of Sleazelayful:

Not in this or any other lifetime would I wear something like that BUT I would wear these, in the Good Old Days when my back was strong and I really could walk "five miles an hour" in themnthego:

But, of course, I'm not seeing the picture, TWH. So, the imagination runs wild . . . !

 

[Ozarkgal]

That Guy: Kewl. But the waist needs to be pulled up above the chest . . .

LOL...well, maybe not above the chest, but when I looked at them I thought their butt crack would still show.

TWH:Crap! If you look to the right of that Sleazy pants, you'll see a pic of black and red hooker heels with a red bow on them. I LOVE those and just about every other pair to the right of the Sleazy pants - just not the sleazy pants - lol lol

Somehow TWH, I could not picture you in those unless they maybe had boot tops attached..

Back in the younger day I was a shoe freak...never could manage the spikes though. I had enough trouble walking and chewing gum at the same time in my party dayslayful: