Side Effects of Alcohol and Remedies

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Side effects of alcohol.... and remedies!!!

1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet.

Cause- Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You
are pouring the Drink on your feet).

Cure: Adjust glass until open end is facing upward.

2. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.

Cause : You're lying on the floor.

Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to
the floor.

3. Symptom- The floor looks blurry.

Cause : You're looking through an empty glass.

Cure: Quickly refill your glass!

4. Symptom: The floor is moving.

Cause : You're being dragged away.

Cure: At least ask where they're taking you!

5. Symptom-You hear echoes every time
someone speaks.

Cause : You have your empty glass on your ear
and trying to drink from it.

Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself, refill your
glass and place it on your mouth.

6. Symptom: Your dad and all your brothers are
looking funny.

Cause : You're in the wrong house.

Cure -Ask if they can point you to your house.

7. Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone
is dressed in white and the music is very loud and
repetitive.

Cause : You're in an ambulance.

Cure- Don't move. Let the professionals do their
job!!!!
 
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