Silly jokes

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Victor

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midwest USA
1 What is the most romantic flower?

Tu lips

2 Why is a mediocre grade like Florida?

They are both at the lowest C (sea) level

3 What flower is like a crazy pickle?

A daffydill

I made up these gems. I have many more, too.
 
Very creative, Victor!!!

Your jokes remind me of a friend that makes up jokes about cows, he calls himself a cowmedian, he has been out of work since he entered the field!
 
A silly Irish joke

Two Irishmen were walking down the street with two salmon each under their arms.Two other Irishmen walking in the opposite direction see the two lucky fishermen and ask,
"How did you catch those?"
"Well its like this! Michael here holds my legs over the bridge, and I grab the salmon as they swim up the river. We got four salmon A great days fishing!"
So the fish-less pair look at each other and agree to give it a try.They get to a bridge and Sean calls to his friend
"Hold my legs now Paddy".
Well he is hanging there upside down for thirty minutes when he suddenly cries..
"Pull me up, pull me up!!"
Paddy asks "Do you have a fish Sean?"...........
"No" replies Sean, "There's a bloody train coming!"
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An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a car pulls over next to him. "If you get in the car," the driver says, "I'll give you $10 and a piece of candy. " The boy refuses and keeps on walking. A few moments later, not to take no for an answer, the man driving the car pulls over again. "How about $20 and two pieces of candy? "The boy tells the man to leave him alone and keeps on walking. Still further down the road the man pulls over to the side road. "OK," he says, "this is my final offer. I'll give you $50 and all the candy you can eat. " The little boy stops, goes to the car and leans in. "Look," he says to the driver. "You bought the Chevrolet, Dad. You'll have to live with it! "
 
One winter morning a couple was listening to the radio over breakfast. They hear the announcer say, 'We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through.'

Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer says, 'We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through.'

Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, 'We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park ..........................'

Then the power dies.

Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, 'Norm, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?'

With the love and understanding in his voice that some men who have been married for years exhibit, Norman says, 'Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?'
 
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