I was just reading the blog of Steve Pavlina, a personal-development guru, and he had made a post two years ago about leaving Facebook and what that entailed.
He has a huge following - in fact, he filled up his 5,000 friend limit and complained that he couldn't go beyond it.
I think it would take several lifetimes - and thousands of bribes - for me to reach that point.
But welcome back - you were missed! BWAHAhahahahahahahahaha ...