Snack Maker Riddle

[debodun]

Why was the potato snack manufacturer always so angry?

 

[Gary O']

He had a chip on his shoulder

 

[debodun]

Exactly, Gary O'.

 

[Kaila]

This must have set some kind of SF Riddle Record!
Getting it right on the first post?
I am dumbfounded at the phenomenon.

If so, it warrants some great recognition....
of some unknown sort?


Could it be so?

Is it the first time?

 

[Gary O']

Exactly, Gary O'.

I will gladly accept the super-sized bag of Doritos

 

[Kaila]

I will gladly accept the super-sized bag of Doritos

But what if it's a bag per day, for the rest of your life?

 

[Gary O']

But what if it's a bag per day, for the rest of your life?

Let's not push the envelope
I'd have to order a bigger lay z boy

 

[Kaila]

Let's not push the envelope
I'd have to order a bigger lay z boy

I'm glad to hear that you wouldn't be feeding them to the wildlife. It's not healthy for them, after all!

 

[Gary O']

I'm glad to hear that you wouldn't be feeding them to the wildlife. It's not healthy for them, after all!

Yeah, they're getting fat enough on the cracked corn