So I walk into the movie house

PS....I did see Deep Throat.....long time ago

I did too

It played in Portland for months....maybe years

Finally saw it before they pulled the plug

Incidentally, during it's run, I was on a nine ball team
Pretty good
'cept this one time, during a tournament
Ran the table, all but the nine ball
Our captain said, 'Oh, Gary.....you and Linda Lovelace......choke on the big ones'
 
feeling good, feeling happy. Decide to get a box of milk duds and see these two looking at me. Do I slink away, approach with care or go home?
Seriously, both having a bad day at the same time or the boss just gave them hell.

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If I didn't know better I'd swear that was the UK..:LOL:. Customer service is top priority for our sales assistants in many places.. not!!
 
The picture would make for a fun "caption this photo".

Well Susie, looks like another fun-filled evening in the theatre again.
Martha, it sure does, I just love working the concession counter on Saturday nights!
Susie. Oh, me too!
 
I remember the big thing when I was a kid was ordering a Swamp Water! LOL!

For those who may not know what a Swamp Water is or was, or never heard of the term before, it was a selection of all fountain pops.

I remember the very first time I heard about Swamp Water, we kids were all together and on our way to a Saturday afternoon matinee, when one of the kids said aloud, "I'm going to get a Swamp Water". I was mortified at the thought! Then I learned the truth behind what a Swamp Water really was. ROFLMAO!
 
The one on the left looks like she's peeved cuz she got called in on her day off. The one on the right has that look as though she's thinking "Another day of this crap." I've seen those looks many times over the yrs in food service. LOL
 
"Submitted for your approval; you just walked into a movie theater lobby from the year 2020 and into another time where they play the latest films from a Hollywood that no longer exists, and Eisenhower is still president. If the concession stand help appears to be staring at you strangely, it's because they're unaccustomed to seeing customers they consider oddly dressed wearing a face mask, and are wondering if you're here to rob them. It's just another piece of unreal real estate, a waystation from another age in a place we call...The Twilight Zone!" 😱
 


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