Speaking of sex......

DaveA said:
Never had a "talk" and never garnered any information from my folks. Just stumbled along picking up bits and pieces from my contemporaries, later finding some of it was true and some not. Fortunately, when I was 18, I met my first serious girlfriend. She'd just turned 17 was a bit more worldly than I. She took me by the hand and explained the mysteries of life. :D We later married and had 4 kids and I was still trying to fathom out how these things were happening? Her explanations must have worked because here we are today, 66 years later and I think she's still doing most of the explaining and I'm still listening, although at this age, the topic of sex is pretty much behind us.
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Oh how romantic. :flowers: :heart:
 

Nope - never had the "talk" with either parent. Wasn't really necessary growing up on a farm. We SAW it happening all the time with the livestock; so, it wasn't a shock to learn I could do that too. The big shock for me was when I learned that the girls liked it as much as I did! I will never forget that first hay ride with "Cindy" one chilly Fall night when....
 

My one near encounter with a busty; playful and yes dare I say it sexy girl was in my 30's - we met whilst I was seconded to another health facility. She seemed to take an instant shine to me - I was a little flattered but certainly couldn't understand the chemistry of it all. Anyhow to cut a long story short! hurrah I here them exclaim:

she informed me she was having a 'rave party' at her farming place as her parents were attending a wedding far off. Several people had hinted to me to beware ' she'll hog tie ya and drag ya into the barn' My mood changed from being attracted and mildly excited to concern and then fear. I remember telling her that I may drop in but as I only had a motorbike in those days I would have a problem getting home especially if there was alcohol flowing - not into the petrol tank but down the gullets! She explained that wasn't a problem there were plenty of spare beds and bedrooms we could use. I wasn't sure atm if she had said "I could use" or "we could use"

I know you all been waiting for the punch line BUT I chickened out and must admit did regret it for a long time after! Did I do the writ thing? :holymoly:
 
PVC said:
Count your lucky stars you had a worldly aunt named Irene. She was very wise. How is she doing these days, did she find a special guy? I hope so, I like people like her, practical and honest.
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No she didn't find a special guy. She was too busy having fun....Irene was blonde, tall and curvy......She was a nurse, stenographer, writer, long distance swimmer, professional dancer and a comedian.

She packed a lot of life in her time which, unfortunately, ended far too soon at 47. Still think about her....
 
moosehead said:
No she didn't find a special guy. She was too busy having fun....Irene was blonde, tall and curvy......She was a nurse, stenographer, writer, long distance swimmer, professional dancer and a comedian.

She packed a lot of life in her time which, unfortunately, ended far too soon at 47. Still think about her....
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Sorry to hear that! She packed more life into her short 47 years than I have in my 76 years. She deserves a book written about her, truly a heroine. Thanks for the update, some people truly excite my imagination even if I never met them. If you have a pic please post it.
 
Connie Ekert and I showed each other our ‘things’ in Grampa’s tool shed
We were around five or so
I kept looking for hers

One thing led to another and we, well, we…touched butts

Then we heard Grampa’s voice

Hard to run very fast in bib overalls when they’re around the knees

Not sure where things woulda gone, but I became well versed that day in the butt to butt category




.....I need to look her up
 
Gary O' said:
Connie Ekert and I showed each other our ‘things’ in Grampa’s tool shed
We were around five or so
I kept looking for hers

One thing led to another and we, well, we…touched butts

Then we heard Grampa’s voice

Hard to run very fast in bib overalls when they’re around the knees

Not sure where things woulda gone, but I became well versed that day in the butt to butt category




.....I need to look her up
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Made me think of spin the bottle and post office......

Oh MY!!!!!:eek:
 
Had a young lady about 13 teach me about sex , when I was 10, was ordered to take my men to a whore house , when I was in Vietnam by my CO, the story is in my book.
 

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