Grumpy Ol' Man
Senior Member
- Location
- Kansas, U.S.
I stay in hotels quite a bit as I'm out on the road. And, I spend weeks/months in the same facility... mostly during the week. I get to know desk clerks on first-name basis. They are some of my only "sane" humans I deal with away from home.
The hotel I'm at now has a young lady who works a couple nights/week. She is there for the breakfast on Thursday and Friday mornings. Was visiting with her last week and she referenced her two dogs.. her "Pits".
This morning, trying to be friendly, I walked over the desk and asked "Ma'am, just how old are your Pits?" She got this startled look on her face, her eyes glared daggers, and her reply was "What the f**k are you doing asking about the t*ts of a girl young enough to be your granddaughter!" I thought she was going to crawl over the counter and knock me silly. Quickly, I tried to get the situation back under control by saying, "Ma'am, you said you had two Pit Bulls. I was asking about the age of your dogs... your Pits!" You should have seen her face. She turned beet red. She began apologizing, saying she was just finishing up the night audit and didn't clearly hear what I said. We both had a good laugh.
The hotel I'm at now has a young lady who works a couple nights/week. She is there for the breakfast on Thursday and Friday mornings. Was visiting with her last week and she referenced her two dogs.. her "Pits".
This morning, trying to be friendly, I walked over the desk and asked "Ma'am, just how old are your Pits?" She got this startled look on her face, her eyes glared daggers, and her reply was "What the f**k are you doing asking about the t*ts of a girl young enough to be your granddaughter!" I thought she was going to crawl over the counter and knock me silly. Quickly, I tried to get the situation back under control by saying, "Ma'am, you said you had two Pit Bulls. I was asking about the age of your dogs... your Pits!" You should have seen her face. She turned beet red. She began apologizing, saying she was just finishing up the night audit and didn't clearly hear what I said. We both had a good laugh.