You are a very good neighbor,
@Knight. It also serves you well to educate them. Win-win!
Please don't take offense at this, but my son always has to explain and show me what he's done to fix something here. I have to "come there and look". I have to listen to the detailed explanation of what was done and why. Arrrgh.
I don't care! I will never do it. If I have to, I'll find another or hire someone.

I'm beyond learning new skills now.
But in truth, I wish I had you for a neighbor, Knight. Even if you try to teach... you cannot be as insistant as my wonderful son.