Stuff we will never hear and want to

[fuzzybuddy]

"You ARE the father."

 

[Laurie]

"Wow! Thank you. That was great sex"

 

[toffee]

Madam...you can choose what you wish in this Harrods Store --thank you sir ' ile take the lamborghini.

 

[Marlene]

I'm pregnant (Not me personally - I'd be rich )

and most likely, pretty miserable trying to figure out how that little bugger is getting out of there

 

[applecruncher]

Credit Card company: Go ahead and max your card out. We'll increase your limit. Pay us back when you can. Otherwise don't worry about it.

 

[Victor]

Husband: I'd love to go shopping with you and discuss our relationship.
Then I'll do all the house cleaning and make dinner.

 

[treeguy64]

Good looking fellow: Sure, I'd be delighted to take you dancing two or three nights a week. Yes, I can waltz, foxtrot, rumba, tango, salsa and swing. Put on your dancing shoes, and let's go.

(With apologies) You left out:............, "You need to know, though, I'm gay!"

Husband: I'd love to go shopping with you and discuss our relationship.
Then I'll do all the house cleaning and make dinner.

I routinely say that, and do that, absolutely no lie!

 

[Marlene]

(With apologies) You left out:............, "You need to know, though, I'm gay!"

I routinely say that, and do that, absolutely no lie!

Ah, for dancing, I wouldn't care if he were gay or not as long as he could dance. . .now, for something a little more intimate, I admit, it would make a difference

 

[applecruncher]

"Sure, we can live together as long as you're willing to have sex, pay most of the bills, do the cooking and cleaning. But no matter what you tell your friends, relatives, or yourself I'll cheat on you and I'm never gonna marry you."

(btw No, this never happened to me. I'm against shacking up and playing house. But that's another discussion .)

 

[Ladybj]

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