moosehead
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- South western Ontario
Sue sort of blindsided me the other day....I was busy working on a story....I'm thinking of becoming the next Stephen Leacock (only jesting)...When she said...
"Doug, I think we should get a pet."
"A WHAT?"
"A pet. maybe a dog. Or a cat. I mean, we seem to have cut down on our travelling so.."
"No."
"What do you mean NO? I think it would be great. Add some fun to our lives."
"Fun to our lives? If...And that's a BIG if....we got a dog, who would walk it? AND, probably would need training and, with MY luck it would be a barker. I don't like barking dogs. It would probably eat us out of house and home, take over my favourite couch, chew up the rug..."
" How can you be so negative? Animals really seem to like you. Remember the neighbours who had a dog? The dog kept visiting us and always ran to you. I think you'd be much happier with a dog."
" He ran to me because of my chocolate bars. Everytime I removed a wrapper from a chocolate bar, there he was, scratching at the back door. He had unbelievable hearing. Anyway, IF we had a dog how could I enjoy my candy with a dog staring at me..."
"Ok...How about a cat?"
"No! Remember when we adopted that cat who mysteriously appeared one day, you brought it in and it stayed? He kept bringing me gifts in the form of dead mice and the occasional unknown creature. Also, he followed me around. If I didn't know better it was the chocolate bars..."
"Well, why don't you think about it."
"I looked at Sue, thought about it and told her NO, again.
Now she wants a parrot.
"Doug, I think we should get a pet."
"A WHAT?"
"A pet. maybe a dog. Or a cat. I mean, we seem to have cut down on our travelling so.."
"No."
"What do you mean NO? I think it would be great. Add some fun to our lives."
"Fun to our lives? If...And that's a BIG if....we got a dog, who would walk it? AND, probably would need training and, with MY luck it would be a barker. I don't like barking dogs. It would probably eat us out of house and home, take over my favourite couch, chew up the rug..."
" How can you be so negative? Animals really seem to like you. Remember the neighbours who had a dog? The dog kept visiting us and always ran to you. I think you'd be much happier with a dog."
" He ran to me because of my chocolate bars. Everytime I removed a wrapper from a chocolate bar, there he was, scratching at the back door. He had unbelievable hearing. Anyway, IF we had a dog how could I enjoy my candy with a dog staring at me..."
"Ok...How about a cat?"
"No! Remember when we adopted that cat who mysteriously appeared one day, you brought it in and it stayed? He kept bringing me gifts in the form of dead mice and the occasional unknown creature. Also, he followed me around. If I didn't know better it was the chocolate bars..."
"Well, why don't you think about it."
"I looked at Sue, thought about it and told her NO, again.
Now she wants a parrot.