Falcon
DV8
- Location
- So. California
An avid golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and
was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under,
the surgeon popped in to see him "I have some good
news and some bad news," says the surgeon. "The bad
news is that I have to remove your right arm!"
"Oh God no!" cries the man. "My golfing is over! Please Doc, what's
the good news?"
"The good news is... I have another one to replace it
with, but it's a woman's arm and I'll need your permission
before I can go ahead with the transplant."
"Go for it doc," says the man, "as long as I can play golf again."
The operation went well and a year later the man was out
on the golf course when he bumped into the surgeon.
"Hi, how's the new arm?" asks the surgeon.
"Just great," says the golfer. "I'm playing the best golf of my
life. My new arm has a much finer touch, and my putting has really improved."
"That's great," said the surgeon.
"Not only that," continued the golfer, "my handwriting has improved,
I've learned how to sew my own clothes and I've even taken up painting
landscapes in watercolors."
"That's unbelievable!" said the surgeon, "I'm so glad to hear the
transplant was such a great success. Are you having any side effects?"
"Well, just two, said the golfer, "I have trouble parallel parking,
and every time I get an erection I also get a headache.
was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under,
the surgeon popped in to see him "I have some good
news and some bad news," says the surgeon. "The bad
news is that I have to remove your right arm!"
"Oh God no!" cries the man. "My golfing is over! Please Doc, what's
the good news?"
"The good news is... I have another one to replace it
with, but it's a woman's arm and I'll need your permission
before I can go ahead with the transplant."
"Go for it doc," says the man, "as long as I can play golf again."
The operation went well and a year later the man was out
on the golf course when he bumped into the surgeon.
"Hi, how's the new arm?" asks the surgeon.
"Just great," says the golfer. "I'm playing the best golf of my
life. My new arm has a much finer touch, and my putting has really improved."
"That's great," said the surgeon.
"Not only that," continued the golfer, "my handwriting has improved,
I've learned how to sew my own clothes and I've even taken up painting
landscapes in watercolors."
"That's unbelievable!" said the surgeon, "I'm so glad to hear the
transplant was such a great success. Are you having any side effects?"
"Well, just two, said the golfer, "I have trouble parallel parking,
and every time I get an erection I also get a headache.
I resent the insinuation about parallel parking. I could even parallel park my 30 ft. motorhome.