Susie and Betty, friends.

[timoc]

For a bit of fun, meet Susie and Betty, two lovely but fictitious ladies.

I have a few adventures for these two wonderful women, and I'd appreciate your input.



"Y'know what Sue, your house backs onto that lady's that old Tim is sweet on, right?"

"Yeh, that's right, Bet, so what?"

"Well, a few weeks ago, I was walking down that street, and that old fella, Tim, was clipping his hedge, and I could feel his eyes all over me."

"What did you do, Bet?"

"At first I pretended I didn't see him, but then I turned and gave him a big smile, then the lights went out. I woke up in Tim's kitchen. He told me I'd walked into a lamp-post."

"Oh, Betty, that must have been awful, what happened then?"

"The old fella gave me this enormous mug of tea and a big plate of chocolate biscuits, and I ate them all."

"It's going to be sunny tomorrow, Bet, so I may take a stroll down old Tim's road myself, and if he's in his garden, then I'll give him one of my best smiles."

"No point doing that, Sue, he got the council to move the lamp-post."

 

[dilettante]

Cute story, but the more I think it over the more puzzling the ending becomes. Sure I get that maybe Sue was interested in trying her luck. But was Tim worried about liability, or doesn't he like women?

 

[timoc]

Cute story, but the more I think it over the more puzzling the ending becomes. Sure I get that maybe Sue was interested in trying her luck. But was Tim worried about liability, or doesn't he like women?

He doesn't like them scoffing ALL of his chocolate biscuits.

 

[CallMeKate]

I never come away from reading your posts without a big smile or a chuckle, Mr. Tim. Thank you for that... always enjoy your posts. Note to Susie... no need to ram into a light pole to end up in his kitchen... just take him a plateful of your own homemade cookies/biscuits and you won't need to gobble all his down! If you want extra points with him, take a gallon of ice cream, too!