Never really did the normal swing thing
Wasn't around 'em much
But
Me and Bart did build one
around age 10, I think
wrote a little story on it;
Just a simple rope hung from a beam between two huge fir trees.
We built a platform.
We swung way out over a deep ravine, and back to the platform.
Then we put our heads together and figured we’d rake in vast amounts of money by charging admission to our ‘swing of death’.
We made a huge sign.
EXPERIENCE THE SWING OF DEATH!
TWO SWINGS FOR ONLY 25 CENTS
Only thing is, Bart lived at the end of the road, so the only potential customer would be Mr Harlon.
It was my first lesson in business.
Anyway, we got bored with the swing of death, and decided a taller platform…..the swing of the afterlife, was needed.
Bart, since it was his place, was first.
What we hadn’t considered was the wear of the rope on the beam.
Bart did his customary salutation ‘G-G-G-Geronimo-o-o-o’, (Bart had a stutter) and off and away he went
….only he didn’t make the return trip.
In an elongated flash of a second or two, Bart remained suspended,
twirling to face me, the rope descending into a heap on his shoulders.
His open mouth and furrowed brow held the expression of bewilderment and fear.
Then he twirled toward oblivion, floating down the ravine.
The last thing I saw was the little knot between his ankles still clutching the rope,
while he filled the ravine with stuttering cries of anguish……sh-sh-sh-shiiiiiiiiiiit.
The blackberry patch was his salvation, sorta.