Casper
Silver Streak
TAKING A WOMAN TO BED
What is the difference between girls/women
aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?
aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?
At 8
You take her to bed and tell her a story
At 18
You tell her a story and take her to bed
At 28
You don't need to tell her a story
to take her to bed
At 38
She tells you a story and takes you to bed
At 48
She tells you a story to avoid going to bed
At 58
You stay in bed to avoid her story
At 68
If you take her to bed, that'll be a story
At 78
What story? What bed?
Who the hell are you?
According to the
Office for National Statistics
6,190,374
people in the UK are having sex right now,
9,212,130
are kissing
and one poor old fart
is reading emails.
You tell her a story and take her to bed
At 28
You don't need to tell her a story
to take her to bed
At 38
She tells you a story and takes you to bed
At 48
She tells you a story to avoid going to bed
At 58
You stay in bed to avoid her story
At 68
If you take her to bed, that'll be a story
At 78
What story? What bed?
Who the hell are you?
According to the
Office for National Statistics
6,190,374
people in the UK are having sex right now,
9,212,130
are kissing
and one poor old fart
is reading emails.
