The Birds.

[Falcon]

(I'm gonna try this one more time. Guess it didn't take the first time.)


A small coastal town was inundated with an unruly flock of terns.

They were defecating all over town and were being very noisy driving the people nuts.

The mayor held a town meeting and said that we must put a stop to this.

SO, Tomorrow morning, we'll gather at the beach and throw stones at them, making them fly away.

REMEMBER: Leave no tern unstoned !

 

[rkunsaw]

:aargh:

The king of a African tribe got a new fancy throne put in his grass hut.

He still wanted to keep his old throne so he had it stored in the big tree by his home.

One night during a big storm the old throne came loose and crashed through the roof, killing the king.

MORAL: People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.

 

[Pappy]

There was this Russian named Rudolph. One night his wife said, " look dear, it's snowing out." "No, it's raining" he said."I do believe it is snow Rudolph." Her husband looks out the window again and says, " Rudolph the red knows rain dear." :saywhat:

 

[BlunderWoman]

A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No. I'm the chip monk,' he replies.