The Camera in My Doorbell Makes …

[Jules]

The camera in my doorbell makes my butt look fat.

It’s as bad as that recording of my voice.

Both must be inaccurate.

 

[hollydolly]

The camera in my doorbell makes my butt look fat.

It’s as bad as that recording of my voice.

Both must be inaccurate.

actually you're probably not wrong.

I'm always complaining that I look fat in the Ring doorbell camera and my o/h says it's because the camera has a wide angle lens...

 

[Bellbird]

Yes, I look so old, more wrinkles that there really is.

 

[Tish]

LOL Too funny, it really is the wide lens that does it.

 

[Della]

My friend thought she looked so much better without her glasses that she got contacts, and then realized it hadn't been the lack of glasses that made her look good, it was the lack of clear vision.

 

[Jules]

LOL Too funny, it really is the wide lens that does it.

I’m going to keep telling that to myself.

 

[jujube]

My friend thought she looked so much better without her glasses that she got contacts, and then realized it hadn't been the lack of glasses that made her look good, it was the lack of clear vision.

A woman was standing in front of a full length mirror moaning, "I'm fat, my wrinkles are terrible, I have a double-chin, my skin is blotchy and my hair is so thin and grey!"

"Turning to her husband she demands, "Say something positive about me! I need to hear something positive."

He thinks for a moment and answers, "Well, at least there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."

In lieu of flowers, memorial donations can be sent to the National Foot-in-Mouth Foundation in his honor.

 

[Kaila]

I’m going to keep telling that to myself.

Are you 100% sure that it's not someone else who comes to your door, and not yourself?

I'm trying to help you, Jules.

 

[Kaila]

LOL Too funny, it really is the wide lens that does it.

And is it a wide wrinkle lens, as well?

 

[Jules]

Are you 100% sure that it's not someone else who comes to your door, and not yourself?

I'm trying to help you, Jules.

Thanks, @Kaila She was just wearing the same clothes which is probably what confused me. I’ve seen her hanging around here before.

 

[OneEyedDiva]

I bet they are inaccurate Jules!