The Deep End

rcleary171

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New Jersey
There was a period in my career when I produced a plethora of fish themed cartoons. My only professional cartoons sales was to Tropical Fish Magazine. So, I plan on sharing some of my work on this tread. Feel free to post any fish related humor that may think will be enjoyed by our members. Feedback will also be appreciated.

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A woman goes into Cabela’s to buy a fishing pole for her grandson.​

She doesn’t know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.

The clerk was standing behind the counter wearing dark glasses. She says to him, “Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?” He says, “Ma’am, I’m completely blind; but if you’ll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes.”

She doesn’t believe him but drops it on the counter anyway. He says, “That’s a 6-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-pound test line. It’s a good all-around combination, and it’s on sale this week for only $20.”

She says, “It’s amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I’ll take it!”

As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. “Oh, that sounds like a MasterCard,” he says.

She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was her who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn’t know that she was the only person around?

The man rings up the sale and says, “That’ll be $34.50 please.”

The woman is totally confused by this and asks, “Didn’t you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20? How did you get $34.50?”

He replies, “Yes, ma’am. The rod and reel is $20, but the Duck Call is $11, and the Catfish Bait is $3.50.”

She paid it and left without saying a word.

Tony
 

Little Billy is out fishing with his dad​

When a butterfly lands on the boat and Billy smashes it. The dad exclaims “That’s it! No butter for you all week!”

A week passes by and they are out fishing again when a honeybee lands on the boat. Smash! Little Billy kills the bee. “That’s it!” The dad yells “Now no honey for you for a week!”

They get home and while waiting for dinner to be served, a bug runs across the floor and the mom screams out and steps on it with her shoe. When she lifts it up, the dad says “wow, that’s a big cockroach!”

Little Billy looks up and says “should I tell her, or do you want too?”

Tony
 

Fishing Trip​

Two guys are fishing. The first guy reels in his line and sees that he's snagged an old bottle. As he's taking it off the hook, a genie pops out and promises to grant him one wish. "Turn the lake into beer," he says.

The genie goes "Poof!" and the lake turns into beer.

The first guy says to the other guy, "So what do you think?"

The other guy says, "You jerk! Now we've got to piss in the boat."

Tony
 

A heavily inebriated gentleman is going ice fishing .​

He starts to drill a hole with his auger when a loud booming voice says , " THERE'S NO FISH DOWN THEREI " So he stops drilling and moves a little ways and starts to drill again .

The same voice booms , " THERE'S NO FISH DOWN THERE ! " So he moves a little further and is about to drill again , but the voice immediately comes again , " THERE'S NO FISH THERE EITHER ! "

The drunk looks around and says , " Who are you anyways ? God ? " " No , I'M THE RINK MANAGER ! "

Tony
 
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