Next time better use a hammer and give him a mercy killing .Reminds me of when my boyfriend whacked himself in the face while playing squash, and asked me to drive him to Emergency.
When he was alone with the nurse, she said something about me hitting him. She refused to believe that he'd injured himself playing squash.
Next time someone asks me to drive them to the hospital, I guess I should say no!
"What seems to be the problem, Sir?"