A man owned a small farm in Ireland . The Irish Internal Revenue
determined he was not paying proper wages to his staff and sent an
investigator out to interview him.
> "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them!",
> demanded the investigator.
>
> "Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me
> for three years. I pay him 200 Euro a week plus free room and board.
>
> "The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her 150 Euro per
> week plus free room and board."
>
> "Then there's the halfwit. He works about 18 hours every day and does
> about 90% of all the work around here.. He makes about 10 Euro a week.
> He pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of whiskey
> every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."
>
> "That's the guy I want to talk to ...the halfwit!" said the agent.
>
> "That would be me," replied the farmer.
determined he was not paying proper wages to his staff and sent an
investigator out to interview him.
> "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them!",
> demanded the investigator.
>
> "Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me
> for three years. I pay him 200 Euro a week plus free room and board.
>
> "The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her 150 Euro per
> week plus free room and board."
>
> "Then there's the halfwit. He works about 18 hours every day and does
> about 90% of all the work around here.. He makes about 10 Euro a week.
> He pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of whiskey
> every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."
>
> "That's the guy I want to talk to ...the halfwit!" said the agent.
>
> "That would be me," replied the farmer.
