The longest word. I’ve only used it 6 times..Not.

The longest word in any of the major English language dictionaries is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, a word that refers to a lung disease contracted from the inhalation of very fine silica particles, specifically from a volcano; medically, it is the same as silicosis.
Now isn’t that exciting? As you can see, I’m running out of topics... 😇 :ROFLMAO:
 

ROFLMAO!!!

Just think, you're a famous scientist addressing a huge crowd, and 2 hours into the pronunciation of the word, you flub-up, and rather than carrying on, you say to the audience, sorry ladies and gentleman, allow me to start again. :)
 
The longest sentence is "I do"!!

A man is reading the newspaper one morning and suddenly bursts into tears.

"What the hell is the matter?" asks his wife.

"Remember 20 years ago when I got you pregnant and your dad said I had to marry you or he'd have me thrown in jail?" he wailed.

"Yes. So what?"

Pointing to the date at the top of the newspaper page, he sobbed, "I would have gotten out on parole today!"
 
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The longest sentence is "I do"!!

Well Ken N Tex if that's true since I said I Do like twice then I'm in for double life without any possibility of parole. If I'm 70 now then I get out in 130 years give or take two or three years.
 


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