jujube
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Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and hasn't come home.
Officer: Age?
Husband: About 40, I think. We don't do birthdays.
Officer: Height and weight?
Husband: Uh...maybe 5 feet? I don't know about weight. She's not too skinny but she's not fat, either.
Officer: Color of hair and eyes?
Husband: Well, she changes the color. I think it's brown now and I'm pretty sure her eyes are brown.
Officer: What was she wearing?
Husband: Some kind of clothes. She likes to wear pink but she might have been wearing blue or green.
Officer: What kind of car was she driving.
Husband: Oh, she wasn't driving a car; she took my motorcycle. A 2018 Harley Davidson Roadglide, Twisted Cherry with 14" apes, Stage 2 kit, Vance and Hines fishtail pipes, Klock Werks split windshield, JPCycles foot boards, highway pegs and crashbars, Kahuna handgrips, and Ohlins rear shocks.
At this point, the husband broke down and started sobbing.
Officer: Calm down sir. We'll find your motorcycle.
Officer: Age?
Husband: About 40, I think. We don't do birthdays.
Officer: Height and weight?
Husband: Uh...maybe 5 feet? I don't know about weight. She's not too skinny but she's not fat, either.
Officer: Color of hair and eyes?
Husband: Well, she changes the color. I think it's brown now and I'm pretty sure her eyes are brown.
Officer: What was she wearing?
Husband: Some kind of clothes. She likes to wear pink but she might have been wearing blue or green.
Officer: What kind of car was she driving.
Husband: Oh, she wasn't driving a car; she took my motorcycle. A 2018 Harley Davidson Roadglide, Twisted Cherry with 14" apes, Stage 2 kit, Vance and Hines fishtail pipes, Klock Werks split windshield, JPCycles foot boards, highway pegs and crashbars, Kahuna handgrips, and Ohlins rear shocks.
At this point, the husband broke down and started sobbing.
Officer: Calm down sir. We'll find your motorcycle.
