I've never really timed myself.
I do some rolling in the hay to make sure I even wanna git up yet
Once up, I drain the swamp and head to the kichin
Then wander around, scratching my hind end, while looking for the cook
Poke my head outside to see if earth is still here
Mosey over and plop into the lay-z-boy, open the laptop
…..and here I am
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In about an hour or so I'm goin' back to the sack to get the rest of my slumber
2-3 hours later I'll put forth effort to shower and gussy up
So, guess it takes around 3-4 hours to look this pretty
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It's a bit of a race between my public persona and my inner (who gives a rat's pooper) self
