The Obedient Wife..

[Rainee]

[FONT=Calibri, sans-serif]The Obedient Wife'[/FONT][FONT=Calibri, sans-serif]

There was a man, who had worked all his life, [/FONT]​

[FONT=Calibri, sans-serif]had saved all of his money,[/FONT][FONT=Calibri, sans-serif] [/FONT][FONT=Calibri, sans-serif]
And was a real miser when it came to his money.

Just before he died, he said to his wife...[/FONT]​

[FONT=Calibri, sans-serif]’When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me.[/FONT][FONT=Calibri, sans-serif] [/FONT][FONT=Calibri, sans-serif]I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.’

And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, [/FONT]​

[FONT=Calibri, sans-serif]that when he died, she would put all of the money into the [/FONT]​

[FONT=Calibri, sans-serif]casket with him.
Well, he died.
He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there - demurely dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the [/FONT]​

[FONT=Calibri, sans-serif]undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said,

‘Wait just a moment!’[/FONT][FONT=Calibri, sans-serif] [/FONT][FONT=Calibri, sans-serif]

She had a small metal box with her; [/FONT]​

[FONT=Calibri, sans-serif]she came over with the box and placed it forlornly in the casket. [/FONT]​

[FONT=Calibri, sans-serif]Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away.

So her friend said,
‘Girl, I know you were not foolish enough to put [/FONT]​

[FONT=Calibri, sans-serif]all that money in there with your husband.’

The loyal wife replied,
‘Listen, I'm a Christian;
I cannot go back on my word. [/FONT]​

[FONT=Calibri, sans-serif]I promised him that I was going to put [/FONT]​

[FONT=Calibri, sans-serif]that money into the casket with him.’

‘You mean to tell me you put all that money [/FONT]​

[FONT=Calibri, sans-serif]in the casket with him!?!?!?’

’I sure did,’ said the wife..[/FONT][FONT=Calibri, sans-serif] [/FONT][FONT=Calibri, sans-serif]
‘I got it all together, put it into my account, [/FONT]​

[FONT=Calibri, sans-serif]and wrote him a check....[/FONT][FONT=Calibri, sans-serif] [/FONT][FONT=Calibri, sans-serif]
If he can cash it, then he can spend it.’[/FONT][FONT=Calibri, sans-serif]
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[Katybug]

What a brilliant woman! LOL

 

[TICA]

hahaha; Love a woman who thinks like that.

 

[That Guy]

Put's an interesting twist on the ol' . . . "the check's in the mail..."

 

[Katybug]

Speaking of obedient wives.....I Tried to watch a movie I had on DVR last night....THE STEPFORD WIVES. I saw it decades ago and it was pretty good...tho soooo bizarre! I could only take 5 minutes of it. I am so far from that concept, it almost made me sick!!!

 

[That Guy]

Thought we had buried the Stepford Wife concept but am afraid it's still alive and well . . .