babyboomer
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Well, the old story. 3 nuns had lost their lives in an accident and they arrived to heavens.
There was St Peter on recception, and he says:"Well girls, I know that you are "sin free" but the protocol says, that I have to ask you a simple question, before you go trough the "Pearl Gate".
So, he asked the first nun: "Who was the first nan created, by Lord?" and she said:" Adam" the Earl gates opened, the heavenly lights were flashing, and the angels were singing Haleluja"
Now he asked the second nun:" who was the first woman, that Lord created?"
She ansvered: "Eve" and the pearly gates opened, the hevenly lights flashing, and the angels were singing "Haleluja!"
Now, he asked the third nun,:"What did Eve say to Adam, when she first meet him,?"
The poor litle nun, thinking of the answer, scrached her head, and replied:" thats a bloody hard one.."
And the Pearly gates opened,, the heavenly lights flashed, and the angels were singing.........
There was St Peter on recception, and he says:"Well girls, I know that you are "sin free" but the protocol says, that I have to ask you a simple question, before you go trough the "Pearl Gate".
So, he asked the first nun: "Who was the first nan created, by Lord?" and she said:" Adam" the Earl gates opened, the heavenly lights were flashing, and the angels were singing Haleluja"
Now he asked the second nun:" who was the first woman, that Lord created?"
She ansvered: "Eve" and the pearly gates opened, the hevenly lights flashing, and the angels were singing "Haleluja!"
Now, he asked the third nun,:"What did Eve say to Adam, when she first meet him,?"
The poor litle nun, thinking of the answer, scrached her head, and replied:" thats a bloody hard one.."
And the Pearly gates opened,, the heavenly lights flashed, and the angels were singing.........