a wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:
“if you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
if you are laughing, send me your smile.
if you are eating, send me a bite.
if you are drinking send me a sip.
if you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!”
the husband, typically not that romantic, replied,
“sorry, dear, none of those options apply. I'm on the commode, so please advise."
“if you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
if you are laughing, send me your smile.
if you are eating, send me a bite.
if you are drinking send me a sip.
if you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!”
the husband, typically not that romantic, replied,
“sorry, dear, none of those options apply. I'm on the commode, so please advise."
