The Sappy Tearjerker Songs Thread.

I remember one year when I swore that if I had to listen to "The Christmas Shoes" one more time on the radio, I was going to snap and beat Rudolph to within an inch of death with a pair of red satin stiletto Christian Louboutin heels...….

The only thing that saved him was the fact that I don't HAVE a pair of red satin stiletto Christian Louboutin heels, or any red satin stilettos for that matter, and it would have taken too long with my red rubber flip-flops. So Rudolph lives on unharmed.
 
I remember one year when I swore that if I had to listen to "The Christmas Shoes" one more time on the radio, I was going to snap and beat Rudolph to within an inch of death with a pair of red satin stiletto Christian Louboutin heels...….

The only thing that saved him was the fact that I don't HAVE a pair of red satin stiletto Christian Louboutin heels, or any red satin stilettos for that matter, and it would have taken too long with my red rubber flip-flops. So Rudolph lives on unharmed.


Dont look jujube but i had to post it...I never heard this song before and it really is a tearjerker!


 
Wow!

I didn't expect this much reaction. I just started this thread for fun because I used to laugh at some of these songs when I was a kid.

But a lot of you are taking it seriously. So what the heck, that's OK too!.

 
OK. If we're going to take this thread seriously, here's one that even gets to cynical old me.

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Patches........If that song was a hit today, the CDC would be opening up the Suicide Hotlines and there would be mass media discussions and the song would come with a warning label, and.........
 

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