I remember one year when I swore that if I had to listen to "The Christmas Shoes" one more time on the radio, I was going to snap and beat Rudolph to within an inch of death with a pair of red satin stiletto Christian Louboutin heels...….
The only thing that saved him was the fact that I don't HAVE a pair of red satin stiletto Christian Louboutin heels, or any red satin stilettos for that matter, and it would have taken too long with my red rubber flip-flops. So Rudolph lives on unharmed.