A 60 year old woman was walking downtown when she heard a voice from above. “You will live to be a 100." She looked around and didn't see anyone. Again she heard "You will live to be a 100." Boy, she thought to herself, that was the voice of God. I've got 40 more years to live! So off she went to the plastic surgeon. She got everything fixed from head to toe. When she left the plastic surgeon's clinic, she got hit by a bus and died, and went to heaven. She said to God "You told me I would live to be a 100. I was supposed to have had 40 more years. So how come you let the bus kill me?". God said: "I didn't recognize you".
