Michael Z
Senior Member
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- Northern Wisconsin
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Theories you don’t want to test
- Thread starter Michael Z
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Twostep
Well-known Member
- Location
- Tiny town Oklahoma, OK
Which one did you try out?
That Lady in PA
Senior Member
close!
You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that old lone ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim
OregonGuy
Senior Member
lol thx 4 fixing my senior moment
and yes spit is more gender neutral but I think cowboys say piss
Lizzie00
😎
- Location
- Down South
You got that right.
I was married to him for 26 years & know of what you speak lololol
jujube
SF VIP
Those berries don't look poisonous!
Lightening doesn't strike twice in the same place.
Of course, my dog won't bite you!
Don't worry, you won't get pregnant...
Of course I'll still respect you.
Lightening doesn't strike twice in the same place.
Of course, my dog won't bite you!
Don't worry, you won't get pregnant...
Of course I'll still respect you.
Nathan
SF VIP
- Location
- High Desert- Calif.
Nathan
SF VIP
- Location
- High Desert- Calif.
You can pee in the lee of a tree without getting it on your knee.
jujube
SF VIP
Don't you ever wonder who ate the first mushrooms and thought, "Hmmm, these taste like oysters, these ones killed Kevin in two minutes and these ones made me see God for three weeks"?
Oldeagle66
Senior Member
It's okay, just eat it.
RadishRose
Forever in Our Hearts
- Location
- Connecticut, USA
He promised to never do it again.
jujube
SF VIP
"Open your mouth
and close your eyes,
and you will get
a big surprise!"
I fell for that as a kid....the number of weird stuff my sisters fed me...
My daughter, as a toddler, fed me a saltine cracker that had been sitting in an ashtray for a couple of days. She had been feeding me crackers as I dozed on the couch and, unfortunately, I wasn't paying attention. I'll remember that taste for the rest of my life.
and close your eyes,
and you will get
a big surprise!"
I fell for that as a kid....the number of weird stuff my sisters fed me...
My daughter, as a toddler, fed me a saltine cracker that had been sitting in an ashtray for a couple of days. She had been feeding me crackers as I dozed on the couch and, unfortunately, I wasn't paying attention. I'll remember that taste for the rest of my life.