Things You Never Expected...

[Who_so_ever]

to hear yourself say, or think:
On phone with DH: Rosie's butt fell off and I'm looking for it now. I hope the dog didn't eat it.



To DS: Because I'm your mother, that's why.

ugh. Never expected her words to come out of my mouth!

 

[JustDave]

My mother said a lot of things that I disregarded. Today, many of those words seem like the wisdom that opens the door to a better life.

 

[C50]

Just last week I used the phrase "a very nice young man". Later I realized that's how old people talk, I never expected to use that kind of language.

 

[Oldeagle66]

I heard something strange from a nurse who came in take my blood today. We were talking about a news article where a flight from London to Australia was 22 hours. She said was something new that never happens and takes a special type plane. Then she said she liked boats and wanted to go to Alaska, but couldn't because boats are only allowed to go 6 miles out.

 

[Who_so_ever]

I heard something strange from a nurse who game in take my blood today. We were talking about a news article where a flight from London to Australia was 22 hours. She said was something new that never happens and takes a special type plane. Then she said she liked boats and wanted to go to Alaska, but couldn't because boats are only allowed to go 6 miles out.

and you let her stick a needle in you???

 

[DebraMae]

When my kids were little and acting goofy at the dinner table - "Get that ham out of your eye and eat it".

They were taking the cut up pieces of ham, holding them up to their eyes like they were trying to look through them and giggling

 

[hollydolly]

I heard something strange from a nurse who came in take my blood today. We were talking about a news article where a flight from London to Australia was 22 hours. She said was something new that never happens and takes a special type plane. Then she said she liked boats and wanted to go to Alaska, but couldn't because boats are only allowed to go 6 miles out.

I would have told her ''step away from the needle lady ''