Casper
Silver Streak
Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:
“Ladiesand Gentlemen, this is your Captain.
Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from LondonHeathrow to Toronto”.
“The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight.”
“So sit back, relaxand..... OH, MY GOD !”
Silence followed!
Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.
“Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!”
One Irish passenger yelled....
”For f*#k's sake .......
You should seethe back of mine!”
“Ladiesand Gentlemen, this is your Captain.
Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from LondonHeathrow to Toronto”.
“The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight.”
“So sit back, relaxand..... OH, MY GOD !”
Silence followed!
Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.
“Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!”
One Irish passenger yelled....
”For f*#k's sake .......
You should seethe back of mine!”
