Thoughts about ladies' support wear and other items

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GoodEnuff

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I post this in a semi-joking way...

By the end of the day, my bra feels so tight around my chest that I cannot wait to get it off. Why wear one at all? Would men wear something that wraps around their private parts and squeezes them into a particular configuration? Underwire athletic supporters? I seriously doubt it.

Mammograms are just a torture. I would bet a lot that if the diagnostic test for testicular cancer were to smash those two guys flat between two plates, a better test would quickly be developed. In fact, I bet the smashing device would never make it to the market.

Shapewear should be banned, along with high spike heels. Pants so tight you can't use the pockets and forget the buffet.

Ladies, we (and I especially include myself in that "we") are idiots. Now, it is time to get dressed. And yes, I will wear the bra cuz that's what I'm supposed to do. Argh!
 

GoodEnuff said:
I post this in a semi-joking way...

By the end of the day, my bra feels so tight around my chest that I cannot wait to get it off. Why wear one at all? Would men wear something that wraps around their private parts and squeezes them into a particular configuration? Underwire athletic supporters? I seriously doubt it.

Mammograms are just a torture. I would bet a lot that if the diagnostic test for testicular cancer were to smash those two guys flat between two plates, a better test would quickly be developed. In fact, I bet the smashing device would never make it to the market.

Shapewear should be banned, along with high spike heels. Pants so tight you can't use the pockets and forget the buffet.

Ladies, we (and I especially include myself in that "we") are idiots. Now, it is time to get dressed. And yes, I will wear the bra cuz that's what I'm supposed to do. Argh!
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GoodEnuff said:
I post this in a semi-joking way...

By the end of the day, my bra feels so tight around my chest that I cannot wait to get it off. Why wear one at all?

Ladies, we (and I especially include myself in that "we") are idiots. Now, it is time to get dressed. And yes, I will wear the bra cuz that's what I'm supposed to do. Argh!
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Get a larger band size so it won't feel so tight. Otherwise, I don't know what to tell you. Maybe get one fitted - maybe some of the better department stores have people that do that.

I do wear tight pants, but I don't use the pockets anyway. You could do a humorous rant about the skimpy pockets on women's pants.

Shapewear sounds like it hurts to wear. I don't wear it because I don't need it. Spike heels ruin feet. Ergo, not for me. Plus, I'd fall and crack my head open.

Mammograms can save lives. A little torture in exchange for a life is a good deal.

PS Don't let anyone set your rules for you! Burn the bra!
 

Goodenuff, you make some good points. 😉
All our underclothes gadgets so to say.
Can at times present challenges for comfort .

Mammograms can be uncomfortable. And
When the image has to be retaken. Mine
Had to be repeated once last month. Arg!

Men have it easier I think. They though could never survive a testicular mammogram, they
Would run right out of the imaging room
Screaming to high heaven😅

Fun topic! I’d write more but I’ve got to
Get dressed and hurry out the door 😉
 
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As a mere male I can assure you ladies that if they squeezed my family jewels I wouldn't be able to run, let alone screaming to high heaven.

Having been kicked there more than once in my life I know exactly what would happen. I'd drop to the floor like a sack of spuds, unable to breathe, in a foetal position, trying to be sick, but unable to, and wishing my life could end right there and then.

Fun being a bloke sometimes innit? 😁 👍
 
GoodEnuff said:
I post this in a semi-joking way...

By the end of the day, my bra feels so tight around my chest that I cannot wait to get it off. Why wear one at all? Would men wear something that wraps around their private parts and squeezes them into a particular configuration? Underwire athletic supporters? I seriously doubt it.

Mammograms are just a torture. I would bet a lot that if the diagnostic test for testicular cancer were to smash those two guys flat between two plates, a better test would quickly be developed. In fact, I bet the smashing device would never make it to the market.

Shapewear should be banned, along with high spike heels. Pants so tight you can't use the pockets and forget the buffet.

Ladies, we (and I especially include myself in that "we") are idiots. Now, it is time to get dressed. And yes, I will wear the bra cuz that's what I'm supposed to do. Argh!
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I think I'm living proof that long-time bralessness can bring chronic pain. I don a bra and the pain is gone. The spandex sports bras are more comfortable, I'm doubtful as to how healthy they are, my opinion.
I tried wrapping my chest with a big soft length of cotton, didn't work.
 
Babs2u said:
In addition to the sports bra someone should design one for hanging around the house.
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something like this, ya mean ?

saggy_boobs2.jpg
:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
BJintheUK said:
As a mere male I can assure you ladies that if they squeezed my family jewels I wouldn't be able to run, let alone screaming to high heaven.

Having been kicked there more than once in my life I know exactly what would happen. I'd drop to the floor like a sack of spuds, unable to breathe, in a foetal position, trying to be sick, but unable to, and wishing my life could end right there and then.

Fun being a bloke sometimes innit? 😁 👍
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2 words: athletic cup
 
BJintheUK said:
As a mere male I can assure you ladies that if they squeezed my family jewels I wouldn't be able to run, let alone screaming to high heaven.

Having been kicked there more than once in my life I know exactly what would happen. I'd drop to the floor like a sack of spuds, unable to breathe, in a foetal position, trying to be sick, but unable to, and wishing my life could end right there and then.

Fun being a bloke sometimes innit? 😁 👍
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Not to mention I would hate to be a guy in need of a catheter.
 
hollydolly said:
it's said if men had to give birth, there would be no such thing as siblings.....
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Several women told me that giving birth was much more painless than a renal colic.

I can't give birth but I had a renal colic which was so painful that I had killed myself just to get rid of the pain.

At that time I had no gun. Later I had one, but no colics anymore.

And I am not much sensitive to pain.
 
Ladies' supports?

I wear a bra since some years to support my breasts. And it works and is much better than all of the wobbling.

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Speaking of mammograms and how men don't think they're so bad...many years ago I had to have breast surgery because I had a tumor way back on the chest wall. Since it wasn't going to be easy to get to, they did what was called a "needle localization".

A needle localization consisted of putting my poor left girl into a mammogram smasher (with no anesthesia or numbing) and leaving it there for 47-FRICKING-MINUTES while the radiologist pushed a long hollow needle into where he thought the tumor might be, taking an xray and going off to look at it. Nope, not there. Let's try again, pull it out and push it in somewhere else. Rinse and repeat, for the afore-mentioned 47-FRICKING-MINUTES. It was very, very painful. I was being very, very brave, I thought.

When he finally did get the needle in the right place, a hooked wire was threaded through the needle to hook into the tumor. Then the needle was withdrawn and the wire stuck out from the breast. The surgeon then was able to follow the wire down to the tumor, which thankfully was benign.

So, I'm sitting there on a stool, being very quiet, not moaning or screaming like I wanted to, but with tears running down my cheeks. The radiologist says to me, "You should be numb by now and not feeling anything, it can't hurt that bad." If I hadn't been clamped into that torture device, I think I would have leapt up and torn his throat out....after, of course, putting my knee to his cojones.

Several months later, I actually went to work for that hospital. A bunch of us were sitting around one day discussing mammograms and I told my story about how insensitive that radiologist was . One of the younger women asked me who it was and I said his name. She said, "Yep, I thought so. He's my father. He's not the warm and fuzzy type. Nobody likes him." I felt kind of embarrassed but I wasn't going to apologize.

I can assure you, if men had to have their pride-and-joys smashed in a machine every year, there would have been a better method invented many years earlier.
 
I agree with your assessments of those things GoodEnuff! And remember girdles?! If you were overweight and put one on, all it did was push the fat up over the restrained parts so that you were shaped like a box, with fat spilling over, instead of a curvy woman. The only time I wear a bra in the house is if company is coming. I wear loose fitting clothing inside that going bra-less is not noticeable to my son. I've never owned an underwire bra....too uncomfortable I assumed.

And yes, if men's private parts had to be squished during exams, especially if done every six months, like some women have to endure, there would be better methods of testing invented....in a hurry. :LOL:
 
Capt Lightning said:
Yes, things have improved in the field of cancer diagnosis, and I'm thinking here of prostate cancer. While you justifiably complain about mammograms, just consider how happy men were to have rectal examinations and have biopsies taken through the rectal wall.
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Women get rectal exams too, at the same time that a gynecologist gets an implement similar to a shoe stretcher out of a cold place (they are more sensitive to that aspect now and may warm them), sticks it up our private "cavity" then opens it up. The process is described hysterically by this Lady. :ROFLMAO:

 

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